More Redneck One-liners!
You just might be a Redneck if:You’ve ever tried to drown a fish. You...
Things That Took Me Fifty Years To Learn
1.) Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the...
A fair price
A college student picked up his date at her parents home. He’d scraped together...
Don’t Say to Pregnant Wife
Things Not To Say To Your Pregnant Wife After Her Ultrasound1) Thirsty? 2) Where...
How Lawyers Do It
Lawyers do it with appeal.Lawyers do it confidentially.Lawyers do it on a trial basis.Lawyers...
How do you make a tissue dance?
How do you make a tissue dance?Put a little boogie in it.
Worm your way out of that one!
|What did the maggot say to his friend when he got stuck in an...
Let him dig
An old man and woman were married for years even though they hated each...
Actual product instructions.
ACTUAL PRODUCT INSTRUCTIONS:ON A HAIRDRYER:*Do not use while sleeping.ON A BAG OF FRITOS:*You could...
What I Want In A Man!
(Age 22)1. Handsome2. Charming3. Financially successful4. A caring listener5. Witty6. In good shape7. Dresses...