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Native American trades
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You’ve got mail, the Blonde version
A blonde keeps walking down her drive to her mail box. She keeps doing...
How to Argue the Price of a Screw
A well known, rich business man’s wife broke her hip. The business man got...
Watch real baseball
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My Only Extravagance
“Okay,” said the wife, “I’ll admit I like to spend money, but it’s the...
Dirty minds
Q) What does a vibrator and soybeans have in common?A)They are both meat substitutes!!!!
You aren’t the worst
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
The Blonde and the Shepherd
There was this blonde girl who had gotten fed up with blonde jokes, so...
The same thing
A married man goes to confessional and he tells the priest,”I had an affair...