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New Medication
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Snowboarding lesson
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Sleep well
Life Insurance Agent:Don’t let me frighten you into a decision. Sleep on it tonight,...
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Two young brothers, aged 5 and 6, are listening through the keyhole as their...
Debate the stop sign
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Military Wisdom!
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How many Serbs does in take to change a Lighbulb?
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Why are E.T.s eyes so big?
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Skipping school
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