Yo mama is so old
Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she...
There was a young girl called Anna…
There was a young girl called Anna,Who was rather good with a spanner.A boy...
Unmarried In BMW
Q: What do you call an unmarried blond in a BMW?A: Divorcee.
Staring down from the bench to announce the terms…
Staring down from the bench to announce the terms of thedivorce decree, the judge...
A brief declaration
A little Italian grandfather comes up to Customs.The Customs official says, “Have you got...
Hey Lady!
A lady is walking down the street to work and she sees a parrot...
Love handles
One day as Monica Lewinsky was walking along the beach awaiting her Senate trial...
If a tree falls in the forest, and there’s…
If a tree falls in the forest, and there’s noone there to hear it,...
Quotes
* Personally, I think that people who say they wish they had their lives...
Why Engineers Don’t Write Recipe Books
|Chocolate Chip Cookies:Ingredients:1. 532.35 cm3 gluten2. 4.9 cm3 NaHCO33. 4.9 cm3 refined halite4. 236.6...