Important thoughts
*Question: What is one horsepower?*Answer: One horsepower is the amount of energy it takes...
Great lines from job evaluations!
1. I would not allow this employee to breed.2. This associate is really not...
What’s the definition of virginity?
Q: What’s the definition of virginity?A: A big issue over a little tissue.
Underwear
Q: Why do blondes wear underwear?A: They make good ankle warmers.
Why did the Avon lady walk funny?
Why did the Avon lady walk funny? Her lipstick.
Marriage Quotes 4
The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut...
What do a hurricane, a tornado, a fire and a divorce have in common?
What do a hurricane, a tornado, a fire and a divorce have in common?...
Man goes to see the Rabbi…
Man goes to see the Rabbi. “Rabbi, something terrible ishappening and I have to...
Farm jokes 08
|What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?A pigtail!Where do cows...
Elephants VII
What do you do when an elephant comes through the window?Swim for it…