A Peg-legged Halloween!
A man with a bald head and a wooden leg gets invited to a...
mosquito and a fly
|What is the difference between a mosquito and a fly?Try sewing buttons on a...
How do you make a tissue dance?
How do you make a tissue dance?Put a little boogie in it.
How do you piss your girlfriend of when your having sex?
How do you piss your girlfriend of when your having sex?Call her up
Lotto
A blonde wanted to win the lotto so she prayed to god, and she...
Qualifying for Heaven
Recently a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the...
Long Life
Doctor: You’re in good health. You’ll live to be80. Patient: But, doctor, I am...
Forgot to pedal
I admitted to my friend that I hadn’t had sex for a while.My friend...
Hello Mother, Hello Father (song)
Here I am at Camp Grenada. Camp is very entertaining, and they say we’ll...
Just after Lorenna Bobbitt brutally cut off her husband’s…
Just after Lorenna Bobbitt brutally cut off her husband’s penis, she jumped into her...