Who discovered North America?
Teacher: Little Johnny, go to the map and find North America.Little Johnny: Here it...
Why do blondes like blonde jokes?
Why do blondes like blonde jokes?It makes them feel popular.
A stockbroker catches his wife in bed with another man…
A stockbroker catches his wife in bed with another man.He says to her, “What’s...
yesterday’s coffee
She’s like yesterday’s coffee — a little weak in the bean.
I want to lose some weight
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Coffee Time
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Satisfaction Guaranteed
A psychiatrist, who was just starting out, advertised his clinic as follows: “Satisfaction guaranteed...
Have you ever seen…
Have you ever seen an asshole wrapped in plastic?Just look at your drivers license!
The New Tax Law
The only thing that the IRS has not yet taxed is the male penis....
Felines
Why are felines the best ever animals? Because they’re purrrrrrrfect and grrrrrreat!