Polish National Library
Q: What happened to the Polish National Library?A: Someone stole the book.
Tigger.
Why was Tigger lickin’ the toilet?Cause he was lookin’ for Pooh!
Actual calls to technical support
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If god had wanted us to run around naked…
If god had wanted us to run around naked,we would have been born that...
Legs
What does the left leg of a nymphomaniac say to her right leg? Nothing,...
What is red and sticky and crawls up a girls thigh?
What is red and sticky and crawls up a girls thigh?A home-sick abortion.
Sleeping like a baby.
While the U.S. stock market was at an all time high, the ups and...
What does an elephant keep up its trunk?
What does an elephant keep up its trunk?A Yard ‘n’ half o’ snot!
What have a blonde and a computer got in common?
What have a blonde and a computer got in common?You don’t realise how much...
Kewl Job Application!
Q.- NAME:A.- Iam ApplyinQ.- DESIRED POSITION:A.- Reclining. Ha ha. But seriously, whatever’s available. If...