How To Be A Man!
1. Don’t call, ever.2. Name your penis. Be sure it is something narcissistic and...
Crowded Subway
The subway car was packed. It was rush hour, and many people were forced...
Wittle Wabbit
A little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little...
The manager of a large city zoo was drafting a letter to order…
The manager of a large city zoo was drafting a letter to order a...
New Computer Viruses!
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It gets lonely in the desert
Airport immigration……NAME:Muhammed al FacidSEX:Yes 3 times a week.NO I MEAN FEMALE OR MALE:Oh that...
A technical bastard
A couple arrived at town hall seconds before closing time, and caught ajudge just...
What’s the worst thing about washing your cat?
Q: What’s the worst thing about washing your cat?A: Getting the fur off your...
May I speak to the conductor
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I Want To Be Weighed
The young playboy took a blind date to an amusement park. They went for...