Messed up teeth
Your mama’s teeth are so messed up….i thought her tongue was in jail!
Great Pick Up Lines!
I wish I was one of your tears, so I could be born in...
Pathetic lawsuits
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Why do women have arms?
Q: Why do women have arms?A: Have you any idea how long it would...
The story of a very short man
|A man walks into a bar and says, “Bartender, give me two shots.” Bartender...
Bus Driver’s Parents
A little kid walks into a city bus and sits right behind the driver...
Lawyer’s Dog
A lawyer’s dog, running about unleashed, b-lines for the local butcher shop and steals...
Think You’re A Man?
Man is the king of his castle A king is a ruler A ruler...
George Bernard Shaw
|While at a concert being performed by a very bad orchestra, George Bernard Shaw...
Why Blondes do not make good cattle herders?
Why don’t Blondes make good cattle herders.Because they can never keep two calves together.