Pretend You’re A Statue
A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening...
Who won the race?
Ok there are two gay guys and two lesbians. They are on a race...
Nice Car!
A guy driving a Yugo pulls up at a stoplight next to a Rolls-Royce....
Why do elephants have 4 feet?
Why do elephants have 4 feet? -Because 4 inches isn’t enough.
Letters to a landlord
|Excerpts from actual letters sent to landlordsThe toilet is blocked and we cannot bathe...
Why Gynecology?
A young doctor just out of medical school announced to his wife that he...
Why do all blondes all have a dimple on their chin and a flat forehead?
Why do all blondes all have a dimple on their chin and a flat...
A thin mouse!
|What’s the definition of a narrow squeak?A thin mouse!
What’s the difference betwee Elton John and Princess Diana?
What’s the difference betwee Elton John and Princess Diana?One’s composing, the other is decomposing.
Bad advice 2
Walking past the Royal Courts of Justice one day, a man spotted a friend...