Agnostic Insomniac Dyslexic
What does an agnostic, insomniac, dyslexic do? Stay up all night wondering if there...
Misunderstanding terms
|One reason the Services have trouble operating jointly is that they don’t speak the...
Love Potion
This guy goes to the pharmacist and says, “Listen, these two girls are coming...
men and beer bottles
|What do men and beer bottles have in common?They are both empty from the...
Pilot On Drugs
“Ways You Can Tell Your Pilot is on Drugs”10. All the in-flight meals are...
What’s the difference between an Italian mother and a Jewish mother?
What’s the difference between an Italian mother and a Jewish mother?An Italian mother says,...
Finally Figured Out Women
Did you hear about the guy who finally figured out women?He died laughing before...
Santa’s Pet Peeves
|Department Store Santa Peeves8. Kids who refuse to believe that it’s fruitcake on your...
A city boy was visiting the country and…
A city boy was visiting the country and wanted to go hunting. The farmer...
Old Timers Disease
Three older ladies were discussing the travails of getting older. One said, “Sometimes I...