Bucket
Q: What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit? A: The...
Tire Tread Marks
Q: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?A: From crawling...
On the Twelve Days of Christmas, My True Love Gave to Me . . .
|December 14, 2003Dearest Dave,I went to the door today, and the postman delivered a...
Monica Lewinsky and a change machine?
Why are Monica Lewinsky and a change machine alike?They both say…”insert Bill here!”
If I have a rooster and you have a donkey…
If I have a rooster and you have a donkey and your donkey bitesoff...
This is so dumb – it’s funny!
There was a guy and he had a girlfriend called Lorraine. She very pretty...
10 Rejected Sat. Morning Cartoons
“Billy, the Homicidal Smurf.” “Scooby and Shaggy Go To The Retirement Home.” “Archie, the...
Who Enjoys Sex More?
A man and a woman were having drinks when they got into an argument...
blonde q and a’s
Q: What’s a blonde’s favorite wine? A: “Daddy! can I go to Miami! Q:...
A girl sees three dogs in the park and kneels down to pet them…
A girl sees three dogs in the park and kneels down to pet them....