Foreplay
After the first week of sex education class, a young shapely teen stormed out...
Things Adults Learn From Kids:
There is no such thing as child-proofing your house. If you spray hair spray...
Math
Why is math always sad?Because it has too many problems.
man’s idea of housework?
|What’s a man’s idea of housework?Lifting his legs so you can vacuum.
One day shortly after the birth of their new baby…
One day shortly after the birth of their new baby, the mother had to...
New prefix
If blondes and bimbos were the same thing, the prefix ‘bim’ could be used...
A man lay sprawled across three entire seats…
A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh theater. When the...
The Facts of Life:
THE FACTS OF LIFEThe 2 most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and...
yo mama so stupid.. juice
Yo’ mama is so stupid she tried to make apple juice out of grapes!
The Gay in the Bar
A gay guy walks into a bar and says “bartender give me a brewskie.”The...