Flowers
A blonde and brunette were walking down the road.The brunette see’s her husband, and...
Holy Camel
A Priest, a Nun, and a Camel are crossing the desert.The camel falls dead.Before...
What’s the worst thing about having to kiss Grandma?
What’s the worst thing about having to kiss Grandma?When the damn coffin lid falls...
Did you hear about the new “morning after” pill for men?
Q: Did you hear about the new “morning after” pill for men?A: It changes...
Kids and Religion!
A Sunday school class was studying the Ten Commandments. They were ready to discuss...
Miscellaneous terms
|Arbitrator ar’-bi-tray-ter: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s.Avoidable uh-voy’-duh-buhl: What a...
Why are the N.Y. Giants like a tampon?
Why are the N.Y. Giants like a tampon?They’re only good for one period and...
A fly in my beer!
One day an Englishman, an American, and a Canadian walked into a pubtogether. The...
All numbers are equal
|Theorem: All numbers are equal.Proof: Choose arbitrary a and b, and let t =...
If men had PMS/PMT, what would happen?
If men had PMS/PMT, what would happen?a. The federal government would allocate funds to...