Clinton died and was standing at hte Pearly Gates…
Clinton died and was standing at hte Pearly Gates. After knocking at the gates,...
The plumber has arrived
|A lady was expecting the plumber; he was supposed to come at ten o’clock....
A big bird
Once upon a time there was this guy who bought a hang glider and...
What did one gay sperm say to the other?
What did one gay sperm say to the other? – I can’t find my...
Light bulb lawyers
|Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?A0: Three; one...
Got a second?
God, I was wondering…how long is a million years to you?”God answered, “Son, a...
You might be a redneck if…sideburns
You grow your sideburns longer and fuller because it looks so good on your...
The 3 holes
A guy’s car breaks down in the middle of town, and he looks for...
At the Amusement Park
A young man took a blind date to an amusement park.They went for a...