A girl goes to the doctor…
A girl goes to the doctor. She says, “Doc, I’m freakin’ out…I’m freakin’ out…my...
Blonde quickies 161-180
161. Q: How do you amuse a blonde for hours? A: Write ‘Please turn...
An eminent teacher and thinker once expressed his philosophy…
An eminent teacher and thinker once expressed his philosophy of life succinctly. “When it...
A lady goes in to take a tennis lesson…
A lady goes in to take a tennis lesson, and the instructor notices she...
What do you get when you cross a Rooster with an owl?
What do you get when you cross a Rooster with an owl?A Cock that...
Escaped Prisoner
A man escapes from a prison where he had been kept for 15 years.As...
A young boy on his way home from school must pass by a group…
A young boy on his way home from school must pass by a group...
Everybody’s doing it
This bloke was ordered from the pool for pissing in the water.”That’s ridiculous!” he...
Zebra
Q: What did the blonde name her pet zebra?A: Spot.
Good and Bad News
An old man visits his doctor and after thorough examination the doctor tells him:...