Possible IBM acronyms
|IBM: It’s Being MendedIBM: Inmense Ball of MuckIBM: I Believe in MemorexIBM: It’s Better...
Architect programmer
|If architects had to work like programmers . . .Dear Mr. Architect,Please design and...
The Mink Coat
A man walks into a very posh Rodeo Drive furrier with a gorgeous blonde...
The Ten Commandments for C Programmers
|1. Thou shalt run lint frequently and study its pronouncements with care, for verily...
Brains for Sale
A guy walks into a store to buy brains. He asks the woman behind...
Blonde History Lesson.
A noted psychiatrist was a guest at a blonde gathering, and his hostess naturally...
Lazy
How can you tell if a man you’re dating is lazy?He throws his kisses.
Love and Marriage!
I’m really steamed at my wife. She is so immature!Last night I was taking...
The Procrastinator’s Creed.
1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
No rest on this island
A group of people were in a shipwreck and were stranded on an island.The...