Some cute want-ads!
The following were actually taken from classified ads in newspapers:1 MAN, 7 WOMAN HOT...
Cello jokes
|Q: What is the difference between a cello and a coffin?A: The coffin has...
Be A Smoker!
Good News To All SmokersThe International Tabacco Syndicate, on its Golden Anniversary, wishes to...
You know the honeymoon is pretty much over…
You know the honeymoon is pretty much over when you start to go out...
Shipwrecked Saga -Dog and Man
A man and his dog are shipwrecked on a desert island. After exploring the...
Smart CEO
A young executive was leaving the office at 6pm when he found the CEO...
Bill Gates at the Pearly Gates
Bill Gates tragically died in a car accident. Arriving at the pearly gates, he...
How fast was I going?
|”When I saw you driving down the road, I guessed 55 at least.”"You’re wrong,...
10 reasons to buy a new car…
10. Your passenger seat is on the National Register of Historic Places.9. Instead of...
WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER
|WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER (actual AP headline) Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San...