Gems of Wisdom
The following gems of wisdom were gleaned from test papers and essays from elementary,...
Six Bad Days
Six Bad Days1. The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez...
Do you know what a dog and a screen door have in common?
Do you know what a dog and a screen door have in common?the more...
Dragging your feet
Two men are approaching each other on a sidewalk. Both are dragging their right...
What’s An Orgasm?
What’s an orgasm, mom? I don’t know, dear…ask your father.
Why did OJ Simpson want to move to West Virginia?
Why did OJ Simpson want to move to West Virginia?Everyone has the same DNA.
The doctor looked benignly at the woman who had come to him…
The doctor looked benignly at the woman who had come to him for an...
What\\\’s O. J. Simpson\\\’s Internet address?
Q. What’s O. J. Simpson’s Internet address?A. Slash, slash, backslash, slash, slash, escape.
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And God Created Woman. And She was Good. She had 2 arms, 2 legs...
crazy blonde
How do you make a blonde go crazy?Place them in a round room, and...