Buying your ticket
|Three engineers and three accountants are traveling by train to a conference. At the...
A British Army colonel was reviewing the troops in colonial India…
A British Army colonel was reviewing the troops in colonial India.One man he passed...
Interview with Hillary
Well, I was interviewing Hillary Clinton the other day, and we came to the...
OOPS! I BLEW THAT ONE!
|A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense: “My client...
Bedtime Prayer of the future
Now I lay me down to sleep,from the nightstand buttons beep.PC all set to...
Men Are Like Popcorn
Why are men like popcorn?They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
What is brown and has holes in it?
What’s brown and has holes in it? – Swiss Shit.
Did you hear about the guy that entered his dog at Crufts?
Did you hear about the guy that entered his dog at Crufts? He got...
Don’t say this to a cop
|The top 20 things not to say to a cop when he pulls you...
Fireplace
You’re so poor that when I went to your house I stepped on a...