Exercise While Pregnant
The room was full of pregnant women and their partners, and the Lamaze class...
Did you take the patient’s temperature?
|Doctor: Did you take the patient’s temperature?Nurse: No. Is it missing?
A drunk leaves a bar and decides to take a shortcut…
A drunk leaves a bar and decides to take a shortcut througha graveyard. It...
Cocktail Party
At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, “Aren’t you wearing your wedding...
Wedding Pictures
You know you’re a redneck if you had to remove a toothpick for your...
Marriage quotes 14
|Married life is full of excitement and frustration:* In the first year of marriage,...
Pillsbury Dough Boy wanted for attempted murder
Pillsbury Dough Boy wanted for attempted murderA lady named Linda went to Arkansas last...
Is Windows a Virus?
Is Windows a Virus?No, Windows is not a virus. Here’s what viruses (viri?) do:1....
Polish New Car Is Busted
A polish guy wins a brand new sports car in a contest. He drives...
Seagulls
Why do seagulls live by the sea?Because if they lived by the bay, they...