Magician and Parrot
Magician and Parrot A magician was working on a cruise ship in the Caribbean....
Hunting with a wife
|A hunter visited another hunter and was given a tour of his home. Ibn...
God Does Have A Sense of Humor
A man was praying to God. He said, “God!?” God responded, “Yes?” And the...
Lincoln
Your momma’s so fat that when she sits on a penny Lincoln dies once...
Billy was 14 and just started jerkin off…
Billy was 14 and just started jerkin off. He loved to jerk off. However,...
A hoppercraft!
|What do you get if you cross a frog with a ferry?A hoppercraft!
How can you tell if someone is half Catholic and half Jewish?
Q. How can you tell if someone is half Catholic and half Jewish?A. When...
Send Mother In Law
Sign seen in a small restaurant:Thanks for visiting. If you liked the food, send...
How does a women hold her liquor?
How does a women hold her liquor?By the ears.
Snail’s Pace
A man hears a knock at his door, opens it but doesn’t see anyone.He...