This kid knows the answer!
One day at kindergarten a teacher said to the class of 5-year olds, “I’ll...
What’s the difference betwee Elton John and Princess Diana?
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Clinton movie titles…
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Outhouse On Quicksand?
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OPERATIONAL EXCELLENCE
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Breeding Problem
A Soviet emigre woman comes to a gynecologist and complains:”Doctor, when I wasn’t married,...
You know you’re a Teacher if…
You think people should be required to get a government permit before being allowed...
It had taken him several months, but the executive vice president…
It had taken him several months, but the executive vice presidenthad finally persuaded his...
Catching the fish
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