How do you make a dead baby float?
How do you make a dead baby float?Two scoops of ice cream and one...
Favorite Wine
Q: What’s a blonde’s favorite wine?A: “Daaaddy, I want to go to Miaaami!”
Cucumber&pickle
A cucumber and a pickle were having a conversation. The pickle said to the...
They Eloped
First Convict: I heard the Warden’s daughter up and married a guy down on...
A historical example
A young boy had just gotten his driving permit. He asked his father,who was...
Angering the Irishman
|Three Englishmen were in a bar and spotted an Irishman. So, one of the...
Marriage Quotes 2
Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out,...
During the World War II…
During the World War II, an American warship was attacked by the Japanese. A...
More Monica Jokes!
Q: What’s the difference between Monica Lewinsky and the rest of us? A: In...
Aggies
Do you know why the Texas Aggies use artificial turf in their footballstadium?It helps...