Deck of Cards
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking that I’m a deck of cards!Psychiatrist: Sit over there...
A DAY OFF
So you want a day off. Let’s take a look at what you are...
Who discovered North America?
Teacher: Little Johnny, go to the map and find North America.Little Johnny: Here it...
A memory problem
Patient: Doctor, I have a serious memory problem. I can’t remember anything!Doctor: So, since...
PMS in the bible!
The minister was presenting his Sunday morning service to the congregation. He stated that...
3 Blonde Shorties!
A blonde says to a brunette, ”Excuse me, but each time I sip my...
Gotta love the unions!
Negotiations between union members and their employer were at an impasse. The union denied...
The swimming contest.
Three guys enter a disabled swimming contest.The first has no arms.The second no legs.And...
Appropriate punishment
Through the kitchen window a farmer’s wife sees herson coming home from school. The...
Condom Sponsors!
Imagine if major companies from all around the world started producing or sponsoring condoms....