Skiing Accident
A friend just got back from a holiday ski trip to Utah with the...
Ticklish Tongue
Patient: My tongue tingles when I touch it to a cracked walnut wrapped in...
Ghosts in a White House
One night Bill Clinton was awakened by George Washington’s ghost in the White House....
Things Learned From Children
1. If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is...
The dieter’s church!
Have you heard about the new low-fat communion bread?It’s called “I Can’t Believe It’s...
Stupid Insults 2/31
A few guppies short of an aquarium. A few inches short of a foot/yard....
One day, a fellow went for a ride…
One day, a fellow went for a ride through the park on his bicycle.The...
Know the difference
Man to a woman: Do you know the difference between a blowjob and a...
If…
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn’t it followthat electricians can be delighted,...
Tigger.
Why was Tigger lickin’ the toilet?Cause he was lookin’ for Pooh!