Phone songs
|All of the following songs may be played on a touch-tone phone. Commas are...
Out of Paper!
Two Blonde men were in the woods hunting. One looked at the other and...
Attorney Hunting Rules
A BILL TO REGULATE THE HUNTING AND HARVESTING OF ATTORNEYS372.01 – Any person with...
Blind Herbie
Little Herbie had been blind since birth. One day at bedtime, his mother told...
What’s long and hard and excites a girl…
What’s long and hard and excites a girl whenshe’s finally lucky enough to get...
I was walking down an alley last night…
I was walking down an alley last night, when I heard,”Help! Help!” coming from...
A recruit who wasn’t really meant to be a soldier…
A recruit who wasn’t really meant to be a soldier went out to the...
And you thing you have it bad!
There’s a celery, a carrot, and a dick talking.The celery was like “Man, I...
Why did the skeleton burp?
Here’s a silly one….Why did the skeleton burp?Because it didn’t have the guts to...
Silence
Father: Did Paul bring you home last night?Daughter: Yes, it was late. Daddy. Did...