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A man dies and goes to heaven. Saint Peter asks him what religion he...
The cause of arthritis…
A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seat next to...
Reasons For John’s Sex Change
10. Lower auto insurance premiums.9. Easier to get job because of hiring quotas.8. Cleaner...
Why make woman beautiful?
|Man says to God: “Why did you make woman so beautiful?”God says: “So you...
Naughty Night Before Christmas
The Naughty Night Before ChristmasTwas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat....
Japanese Prostitute
A man was on his first business trip to Japan, and he decided to...
Modems beat women
|Some reasons why a modem is better than a woman:A modem doesn’t ask for...
Possible IBM acronyms
|IBM: It’s Being MendedIBM: Inmense Ball of MuckIBM: I Believe in MemorexIBM: It’s Better...
To Fry a Peter
Q: What do you use to fry a peter?A: Peter Pan.
A husband and wife are on a nudist beach…
A husband and wife are on a nudist beach when suddenly awasp buzzes into...