Why do farts smell?
Why do farts smell? So deaf people can enjoy them too.
The 2 deer hunters.
Two guys are out hunting deer…The first guy says, “Did you see that?…pointing to...
Jelly
I was caring for a woman from Kentucky and asked, “So how?s your breakfast...
The Australian way
After working for years, a hooker finally retired and, being afraidof spending the rest...
What’s the difference between a policeman’s knightstick and…
Q: What’s the difference between a policeman’s knightstickand a magician’s wand?A: A Magician’s wand...
Genie and Mother-in-law
A man finds a lamp and decides to rub the dust off. Then, you...
Letterman’s Bad Surgeon General
From David LettermanTop Ten Signs You’re A Bad Surgeon General10. You’ve got a pack...
Did you hear about the Jewish Santa Claus?
Q: Did you hear about the Jewish Santa Claus?A: He comes down the chimney,...
Birdie Poem
Birdie, birdie in the sky Dropped some white stuff in my eye, I’m a...
A henpecked husband…
A henpecked husband was advised by a psychiatrist to asserthimself. “You don’t have to...