Extremely Drunk
A man, whose level of drunkenness was bordering on the absurd, stood up to...
Selling the Wife
A drunk walked into a bar crying. One of the other men in the...
Burning Sensation
A guy goes to the doctor with a mysterious pain and tells the doctor,”Doctor,...
Donors
A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center.Man: “What are...
seconds to live
Man walks into the Doctors office. “I have the results of your test and...
Confucius says again…
1. Woman who goes to man’s apartment for snack, gets titbit.2. Man who lay...
Application To NYU-(Classic)
This is an actual essay written by a college applicant, when applying to NYU...
Tuns of Puns!
How do you get holy water?Boil the hell out of it.What did the fish...
blonde kidnap
A Blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she...
Stupid Insults 7/31
Calls people to ask them their phone number. Can be outwitted by a jar...