yesterday’s coffee
She’s like yesterday’s coffee — a little weak in the bean.
Dumb Blonde Test
Ask the following to a Blonde to see if she is a DUMB BLONDE...
HEGS
The Doctor tells his patient that he has H-E-G-S”What’s that?”, the patient asks.”It’s a...
Drowning Lawyer
How do you prevent a Lawyer from drowning?Shoot him before he hits the water!
A somewhat drunk man feels a bald man’s head…
A somewhat drunk man feels a bald man’s head and says, “Say, your head...
An Old Man’s Dying Request
An elderly man, 82, just returned from the doctor’s only to find he didn’t...
No Arguments
Six months into a marriage, a man was asked by his best friend how...
On a cross-country bus trip…
On a cross-country bus trip, Mrs. Davis became extremely queasy dueto motion sickness.She make...
Gas stations..
Why do they always lock the bathroom doors at gas stations?Are they afraid someone...
A cure for atheism
A young lady came home and told her Mother that her boyfriendhad proposed but...