A play on Computer Lingo.
1. Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted.2. COFFEE.EXE Missing – Insert Cup and Press Any...
Men Are Like Toilets..
Men are like toilets — either they’re taken, or full of crap!
You are from Canada
|You know your from Manitoba, Canada, when…. You only know three spices – salt,...
No Such Thing As Good Man
Single women claim that all the good men are married, while all married women...
Your co-worker is a computer hacker
10. You ticked him off once and your next phone bill was $20,000. 9....
Bonds And Men
What’s the difference between government bonds and men?Bonds mature.
GM vs Microsoft
At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with...
Two fags were walking down the street and…
Two fags were walking down the street and passed a handsome guy. Onefag turned...
What is intelligence?
|Two men were digging a ditch on a very hot day. One said to...
More Attention
At the marriage counselor’s office, the woman complained, “What’s-his-name here says I don’t give...