This dog loves people
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Why do blondes drive BMWs?
Why do blondes drive BMWs? Because they can spell it.
The subway car was packed…
The subway car was packed. It was rush hour, and many people wereforced to...
Little Johnny can count.
The teacher asked little Johnny if he knows his numbers.”Yes,” he said. “I do....
Tattoo Parlour
A lady was a huge Paul MCCartney fan and wanted a tattoo of him...
The Lesbians
What do you call a closet full of lesbians?A liquor cabinet.
Human Resources Memo!
TO: All Employees FROM: Human ResourcesIt has been brought to management’s attention that some...
Efficiency
|From: Efficiency & Ticket, Ltd., Management ConsultantsTo: Chairman, The London Symphony OrchestraRe: Schubert’s Symphony...
Cheating Boyfriend
A blonde complained to her friend, “I can never trust my boyfriend. Why, he...
A New Priest
A new priest is being given instructions on what to do when he takes...