Clever Teacher
A high school English teacher reminds her class of tomorrow’s final exam. “Now class,...
Bending it further
The old man was saying to his doctor,”You know, Doc, when I was young,...
Slot machine winner
|A dumb blonde was standing in front of a soda machine outside of a...
A Martha Stewart Christmas
|Dear Santa:I rarely ask for much. This year is no exception. I don’t need...
The right way to ask a question
A Jewish guy in a London hotel calls the operator and asks, in broken...
My men are very brave
|General McKenzie was in charge of the Navy, and he was visiting his colleague...
Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets?
Q: Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets?A: To smell like big...
Keep A Man From Wanting Sex
How do you keep a man from wanting sex?You marry him!
Two lawyers walking through the woods
Two lawyers walking through the woods spotted a vicious-looking bear. The first lawyer immediately...
Mind
Don’t let your mind wander too far. It is too little to go out...