Black Magic!
An old man and woman were married for years even though they hated each...
The Rubdown
A hospital patient, recovering from minor surgery, was being given an alcohol rubdown by...
Owed Two A Spell Chequer
Owed Two A Spell Chequer:Eye halve a spelling chequerIt came with my pea seaIt...
Vultures and Mothers In Law
What is the difference between a vulture and your mother-in-law? Vultures wait until your...
Retarded Duck Farmer
There was a retarded duck farmer who had 2 sons, but only enough money...
Bigfoot Blonde
Q: What is the diffrence between a smart blonde and bigfoot? A: Bigfoot has...
Anniversary Flowers
A sad-faced Doug walked into a flower shop early one morning. The clerk was...
Elephant Experiment
Three scientists were one day discussing what would happen if they rammed a cork...
Marmite Competition
I was in a good mood last week. I entered a competition and won...
Mother-in-law killed
|A newlywed farmer and his wife were visited by her mother, who immediately demanded...