After Christmas Letter. (Warning: CRUDE)
December 26, 1999Dear Santa,You must be surprised that I’m writing to you today, the...
The Vet Delivers
There was a country doctor who was the only doctor for miles around. He...
What should they get?
|Mrs. Applebee, the 6th grade teacher, posed the following problem to one of her...
An eminent teacher and thinker once expressed his philosophy…
An eminent teacher and thinker once expressed his philosophy of life succinctly. “When it...
New viruses discovered!
This is deadly serious, so don’t ignore it. Several new viruses have been discovered...
Honeymoon Over
Bridegroom: “Dear, we’ve been back from the Caribbean for a month now. We’ve been...
Lawyer’s Translation
A Mexican bandit made a specialty of crossing the Rio Grande from time to...
Why do female parachutists wear tampons?
Why do female parachutists wear tampons? So they don’t whistle on the way down…
On the Twelve Days of Christmas, My True Love Gave to Me . . .
|December 14, 2003Dearest Dave,I went to the door today, and the postman delivered a...
Six people were on a plane…
Six people were on a plane. A doctor, a lawyer a priest and 3...