Each man gives a story
Three men were standing in line to get into heaven one day. Apparently it...
Insult Collection #15
If you were a swine, you would be what you are now! You say...
Trouble sleeping
|The woman seated herself in the psychiatrists office. “What seems to be the problem?”...
Editing the Prescription
The patient shook his doctor’s hand in gratitude and said, “Since we are the...
What occurs twice in a lifetime…
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in ayear, twice in a...
Jealousy
Mrs. Culpepper was almost in tears. “Oh Marie,” she said to her maid, “I...
Advantages of older women…
Advantages of dating older women…An older woman will never wake you up in the...
New scientific element : MAN
Element Name: MANSymbol: XYAtomic Weight: (180 +/- 50)Physical properties: Solid at room temperature, but...
What do you call 500 Natives running on the race track?
What do you call 500 Natives running on the race track? The Indy 500.
Poor froggy
A little boy walks down the street with a dead frog on a string.He...