Polish Parachute Lessons
A Polak wanted to learn how to sky dive. He got an instructor andstarted...
Great lines from job evaluations!
1. I would not allow this employee to breed.2. This associate is really not...
Duties will be the same
As a result of an internal investigation, one of the Duty Officer’s stunning, blonde...
A guy bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for…
A guy bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for Christmas. A friend of...
Lease nuclear weapons
|Lease a Nuke!Want power and respect? Want to influence the course of world events?...
Boyfriends
How are daughter’s boyfriends like cockroaches?They hang around the kitchen and it’s hard to...
The Miracle of Christmas
I think the real miracle of Christmasis how I get through it each year...
When the boy started Kindergarten, the teacher…
When the boy started Kindergarten, the teacher asked all the children to give their...
Preparing Chickens
Went to lunch with a friend today to a new chicken place. We asked...
Absent Minded Husband
Anniversaries and birthdays Complicate my life. I’m an absent-minded husband Of a present-minded wife.