Tell the whole truth
|`You seem to be in some distress,’ said the kindly judge to the witness....
The drunk.
A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time...
Getting old when
|You know you’re getting older when…Everything that works hurts, and what doesn’t hurt doesn’t...
What do West Virginians call a pretty woman?
What do West Virginians call a pretty woman? A tourist.
C&A
A guy walks up to his friend ans says ”why do you have ‘R’...
How do you double the value of a Ford Pinto?
How do you double the value of a Ford Pinto?Fill the gas tank!
Having a baby at 80
An 80-year-old man is having his annual checkup. The doctor asks him how he’s...
Did you hear about the new downhill racing skis the ski resorts are selling this year?
Did you hear about the new downhill racing skis the ski resorts areselling this...
Hello Mother, Hello Father (song)
Here I am at Camp Grenada. Camp is very entertaining, and they say we’ll...
RELATIVES-(Classic Poem)
Many many years ago when I was twenty three,I got married to a widow...