Are you going to take her?
Friend: Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice on your next cruise?Vern:...
No Coffee Breaks
Q: Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks?A: It takes too long to...
What’s the worst thing about having to kiss Grandma?
What’s the worst thing about having to kiss Grandma?When the damn coffin lid falls...
Great news for Bill Gates
|Bill Clinton, Boris Yeltsin, and Bill Gates were called in by God. God informed...
Woman/Car
I think it was in Britain where a billboard advertising a car read:”If this...
A hundred dollars
A man comes home drunk in the wee hours of the morningto find his...
The Very Special Parrot!
A man walked into a pet store looking for a new pet for his...
No Batteries?
Little four-year-old Julie was looking at her new baby brother for the first time....
Waterfall
What is a waterfall that goes upwards?…Viagrafalls
Hick computer terms
|Log On: Makin’ the wood stove hotter.Log Off: Don’t add no wood.Monitor: Keepin’ an...