What do you call a blonde in the freezer?
What do you call a blonde in the freezer?A Frosted Flake.
Little Johnny at it again!
The teacher was telling her 4th grade class about today’s lesson.”I’ll say a letter...
Pig misunderstanding
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Redneck Census Form!
The official year 2000 Redneck Census Form:Last name: _______________________First name: (Check appropriate box)(_)Billy-Bob(_)Billy-Joe(_)Billy-Ray(_)Billy-Sue(_)Billy-Mae(_)Billy-JackWhat does...
Who’s perfect.
There are 3 people walking down the street: the perfect man, the perfect woman,...
Successful Operation
One Polish surgeon asks another: “How did the operation go?”"The operation was a success,...
Last 10 Things Any Woman Would Ever Say
10. Could our relationship be more physical?? I’m tired of being just friends.9. Go...
What does a Jewish American Princess make for dinner?
What does a Jewish American Princess make for dinner? Reservations.
Three Proof That Jesus Was…
Three Proofs that Jesus was Jewish:1. He went into his father’s business.2. He lived...
Goodbye To Bin Laden
Written by a Viet Nam VetGOD BLESS AMERICA!”In Memory of The Twin Towers”Warning song...