Democrats on the front porch
This little old lady calls 911. When the operator answers she yells,”Help, send the...
An aging hooker volunteered to give the novice…
An aging hooker volunteered to give the novice a few tips on the art...
I’ll have nun of that!
A nun was walking in the convent when one of the Fathers noticed she...
Rooster Difference
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a rooster?A: In the morning a...
Really Stupid People
|Top honors for “Human Projectile of the Month” go to an as-of-yet unidentified dude...
Quick Thinking!
A wife and her husband were having a dinner party for all the major...
Brains for Sale
A guy walks into a store to buy brains. He asks the woman behind...
Have you heard about the new orgasm pill?
Have you heard about the new orgasm pill just approved by the FDA for...
Out of the tree
How do you get a one-armed nufie out of a tree? Wave!How do you...
Sibling Stories
From Matt Groening’s “Big Book Of Hell”, here are: ‘Lies My Older Brother And...