I married Miss Right…
I married Miss Right.I just didn’t know her first name was Always.
The Difference Is
What is the difference between a hematologist and a urologist?A hematologist pricks your finger.
Floppy disk care
|By following the instructions below, you should have error-free, long-lasting floppy disks. Never leave...
A small mistake
The divorce court was attentive as the wealthy Yuppette complained to the Judge that...
Congratulations
A man called the undertaker one afternoon and sobbed:”Come and bury my wife.”"But I...
Cupid at Law
A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding...
Top 10 Valentine Card Rejects
10. I admire your strength, I admire your spunkBut the thing I like best,...
If Fisher Price ran Christmas…
|”Baby’s First Ornament” would have a hand-crank that you turn to hang the thing...
How many men?
How many men does it take to open a bottle of beer?None – it...
I’d Love To But…(Pt IV)
Continuing with our list of dumb excuses that will guarantee you won’t be invited...