Washing Machine Is Better
Q: Why is a washing machine better than a blonde?A: Because you can drop...
blonde swimming
There was a Blonde, a Brunette, and a Redhead standing on the beach. They...
Changing number terms
|In a recent contest in The Washington Post, readers were asked to take an...
Got Any Grapes?
A ducks walks into a bar and asks, “Got any grapes?” The bartender, confused,...
Great lines from job evaluations!
1. I would not allow this employee to breed.2. This associate is really not...
BOSSES & TECHNOLOGY
BOSSES & TECHNOLOGYBoss: “My laptop computer is locked up. Can you help?”Dilbert: “Remember you...
The 70-year-old man sat down in the orthopedic…
The 70-year-old man sat down in the orthopedic surgeon’s office. “You know, Doc,” he...
This is so dumb – it’s funny!
There was a guy and he had a girlfriend called Lorraine. She very pretty...
In a perfect world…
*25 Things a Wife would say in a “perfect world!*1) I’ll swallow it all…I...
Blondes and the painter.
A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job.In the first room...