Saving Up
This old geezer of 78 marries a girl of18. The morning after the wedding...
The Yuppie showered a Yuppette with gifts for over a month…
The Yuppie showered a Yuppette with gifts for over a month. He took her...
I haven’t spoken in months
I haven’t spoken to my wife for 18 months, I don’t like to interrupt...
Beltway Holdups
TRAFFIC JAM A man on his way home from work at the Pentagon came...
What do you call a…
What do you call a prostitute covered in tattoos?The Scenic Root.
If K-Tel sold toasters…
If K-Tel sold toasters…They would not be available in stores, andyou would get a...
Upset With Driver’s License
Q: Why was the blonde upset when she got her Driver’s License?A: Because she...
Why cannibals do not eat comedians?
Why don’t cannibals eat comedians?They taste funny.
How do you clean a condom?
How do you clean a condom?Turn it inside out and shake the fuck out...
Princess and the Frog
Once upon a time, in a land far away, a beautiful, independent, self assured...