One-liners for kids.
Q: What goes TICK-TICK, WOOF-WOOF?A: A watchdog!Q: Why do male deer need braces?A: Because...
Screwing Rooster
There was a farmer. He had alot of chickens but had no roosters. So...
Five fingers
A beautiful young woman marries this seventy year old bloke for his money. On...
60-year-old man
A 60-year-old man went to the doctor for a check-up. The doctor told him,...
If She Married Him, She’d Be…
If Yoko Ono married Sonny Bono, she’d be Yoko Ono Bono.If Dolly Parton married...
Want to be healed?
|Three guys were fishing in a lake one day, when an angel appeared in...
WHAT DO YOU CALL A BLONDE STANDING ON HER HEAD?
WHAT DO YOU CALL A BLONDE STANDING ON HER HEAD?A BRUNETTE WITH BAD BREATH!Sent...
Fortune Cookie….
The Top 10 Least Desirable Fortunes in a Fortune Cookie We know where you...
What do chain saws and monkeys have in common?
What do chain saws and monkeys have in common?They both fuck up trees!
Preventative Medicine
Mavis: My daughter believes in preventative medicine, doctor. Doctor: Oh, really? Mavis: Yes, she...