Valentine Day Story
Valentine’s Day Story John Blanchard stood up from the bench, straightened his Army uniform,...
Procrastinator’s Creed
1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
Cookie the Cat’s Resolutions
|5. I will not demand to get out the minute after I come in...
Parking Problem
A driver tucked a note under her windshield wiper and dashed off:”I’ve circled the...
Christmas Punnies!
What do elves learn in school?The ELF-abet.How many reindeer does Santa have?11 (named below):Dasher,...
Just a memory!
Two very elderly ladies were enjoying the sunshine on a park bench in Miami.They...
Digger Phelps quotes
|Digger Phelps’ Words of WisdomFrom the NCAA Tournament:”Basketball is a game of two halves.”"We...
Three Brothers
There were three brothers who bought a three story house. The eldest brother had...
Your very first time!
It’s your first time.As you lie back your muscles tighten.You put him off for...
Lawyer’s Translation
A Mexican bandit made a specialty of crossing the Rio Grande from time to...