HITTING BOTTOM
TWO MEN SITTING BESIDE ONE ANOTHER IN A BAR.THE 1ST MAN IS AN AVERAGE...
Man walks into a supermarket and buys…
Man walks into a supermarket and buys :1 bar of soap1 toothbrush1 tube toothpaste1...
If Hewlett-Packard made toasters…
If Hewlett-Packard made toasters…They would market the Reverse Polish Toaster,which takes in toast and...
How does Michael Jackson know its time for bed?
How does Michael Jackson know its time for bed?When the big hand is on...
What do you call an honest lawyer?
What do you call an honest lawyer?An oxymoron.
A 12 inch ___
Two friends were playing golf when one pulled out a cigar. He didn’t have...
Dinosaurs are talking
|Dinosaur #1: “How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?”...
Waxing eloquent on the sins of the flesh…
Waxing eloquent on the sins of the flesh, the dynamicyoung preacher raised himself to...
Alaska Crazy Law
In Fairbanks it is considered an offense to feed alcoholic beverages to a moose....
New Miranda rights
|1. You have the right to remain motionless, or you may elect to run...