Super Looong List of One-Liners!
Q. What would happen if the Pilgrims had killed cats instead of turkeys?A. We’d...
Which of the following lines will do a better job…
Which of the following lines will do a better job of frightening a man...
Lost X Files Christmas episode
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A big 300 pound, seven foot brute of a man walked…
A big 300 pound, seven foot brute of a man walked into a bar...
Honeymooned!
A young couple from the country honeymooned at a really fancy ocean-side resort. because...
Where do frogs keep their treasure?
|Where do frogs keep their treasure?In a croak of gold at the end of...
Repetitiveness
After the lavish wedding reception, the newlyweds retired to their Honeymoon Suite. The groom...
Cow Pat Lip Gloss
An old cowhand came riding into town on a hot, dry, dusty day.The local...
The price is right
A successful businessman flew to Vegas for a weekend to gamble. He lostthe shirt...
Top 10 things men know about women.
The top 10 things men know about women are:1.2.3.4.5.(I think you get it where...