What do you get…
What do you get when you cross a penis and a potato?A DICTATOR!!
Oboe jokes
|Q: How do you get five oboes in tune?A: Shoot four of them.Q: What...
Cup of Coffee
There was this 8 year old kid who lived with his 82 year old...
Fight to win a case
|A junior partner in a law firm was sent to a far away country...
Communication problem
There was this Asian lady married to an American gentleman and theylived in Honolulu....
Johnny gets his license.
Johnny had just received his brand new drivers license. The family goes out to...
The nursing home.
One evening a family brings their frail, elderly mother to a nursing home and...
What do you call a blonde lesbian?
What do you call a blonde lesbian? A waste.
Reasons For John’s Sex Change
10. Lower auto insurance premiums.9. Easier to get job because of hiring quotas.8. Cleaner...
Blonde and Hairdresser
A blonde walks into the hairdresser with headphones on. She asks the woman working...